독도는 일본 땅? 으흐흐흐

 독도는 일본 땅? 그럼 으흐흐흐”대마도 (對馬島)는 우리 땅”이라고 하지 뭐. 으흐흐흐사실이지 뭐. 그런데도 우리는 참고 있었는데 잘 됐네 뭐…대마도 뿐인가 뭐…으흐흐흐”일본의 왕족은 백제의 후예들”이라고 하지 뭐 으흐흐흐일본 전역에 흩어져 있는 수많은 문화재들다 우리나라에서 훔쳐간 물건들이라고 하지 뭐 으흐흐흐사실인데 뭐…마침 잘됐네 뭐…역사 교과서 바꿀 참인데 그 책들 속에 전부그렇게 고치지 뭐…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….It’s good, so good of us Korean people to hear that.Do you want to call Tokdo yours?Are you, the Japanese government, going to claim the territorial rights of the Tokdo Island?Good. So good.Is it your true intention, the publishers of the school texts, to describe the territorial claims to the Tokdo Island?So far so good. So far so good.Let’s see. Let’s see. You’ll be sorry for your wanton claims. You inevitably will.You’ll regret for what you have done.You’ll find out you have practically pricked the Sleeping Tiger.Do you want to know what we”ll do sooner or later?We’ll, first of all things, claim “the Daimado Island” ours.It’s been ours.It once had belonged to our territory, you know.It’s our property, historically, geographically and emotionally.Especially emotionally. Ask, if you will, the residents of the Daimado Island. They’ll turn to the streets to welcome, with their full arms, us Korean government and its army.It’ll not be the one and only one.We’ll go one step further.We’ll claim and descrbe the fact, which has been so evident, that the Japanese Monarchs come from Korea.We’ll assert and descrbe the fact in our school textbooks that the Japanese Kings have been the descendants of us Koreans.We’ll claim and describe the fact that the Japanese Monarchy originates from the Baikje Kingdom.Let.s see. Let’s see. Hum hum hum….We’re about to revise our history textbooks…Ehem ehem ehem …